I am going to review this like grizzly.
Grrrrrrr, rroooooaaar, urrrrrrhhh, meeeeuuhhhsss, rrooooor.
Seriously, that was fucking funny. I loved it. Completely genious. How something like Foamy's rant can get 4.00 + and this can only get a 2.00 + score is appauling because they are the same thing. Only this was funny.
You should join the UCFD. I can't give out links in reviews so you can find the link in Sakurazukamori's profile.